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All general statements are false; think about it.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth."The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another pair... try these."The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more paid of false teeth... try them."The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his address. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him."I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? Ive been looking for a good dentist."The man replied, more...

Study each true and false statement carefully. Mark a "T" for true or an "F" for false in the space provided to the left of each statement.
___ 1. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
___ 2. "Spread-eagle" is an extinct bird.
___ 3. A clitoris is a type of flower.
___ 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
___ 5. A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels.
___ 6. A G-string is a part of a violin.
___ 7. Semen is another word for "sailors."
___ 8. Anus is the latin word for "yearly."
___ 9. Testicles are found on an octopus.
___10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.
___11. "Kotex" is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.
___12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
___13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
___14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
___15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
___16. A condom is an apartment complex.
___17. An orgasm is more...

An anonymous girl lets call her Jen, is a junior in college attending school in Colorado, like all college students, she is wrapped up in the partying and the wildness college life has to offer. Jen being the computer science major that she is does however have a lot of work to do on her computer so when she's not out having a good time, she's working her butt off designing computer programs and installing software.
One day, soon after she had broken up with her boyfriend, she was home alone on a Friday night for the first time in the three years they had been dating. She was sad alone and depressed, so she decided to make a new homepage.
She was playing on the net when she decided to get onto a chat line, being the wild psycho she is she decided to get onto a sex line. So Jen got onto a sex chat line and started playing around on it.
Over the line, she met a guy who identified himself as Jeremy, she started playing with him, she gave a false name, saying her name was more...

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another pair...try these." The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair of false teeth...try them."The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his address.After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."The man replied, more...