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Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that
seems most correct (True or False) and mark an "X" (just
like you sign your name) under the appropriate heading on
the right side.
TRUE FALSE
1. A clitoris is a type of flower. |______|______|
2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit. |______|______|
3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. |______|______|
4. Vagina is a medical term used to | | |
describe heart trouble. |______|______|
5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels. |______|______|
6. A G-string is part of a violin. |______|______|
7. Semen is another word for "sailor". |______|______|
8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly". |______|______|
9. Testicles are found on an octopus. |______|______|
10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles. |______|______|
11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. |______|______|
12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas. more...

Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.
The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another pair... try these." The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair of false teeth... try them."
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good more...

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening."I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. After he gets his beer
he calls the bartender, and asks him if he's a gambling man.
"It depends," replies the bartender.
"What if I told that I have $100 that says I can bite my own
ear?"
"Bulls@#t!"
So the man takes out his false teeth, and clamps them onto his
ear.
The bartender was pretty P. O. d when he saw that, but he still
gave him the $100.
Then the man tells the bartender that it really wasn't fair of
him to make that bet, since the bartender didn't realize that he had
false teeth, so he offers the bartender a chance to win back his money.
He offers the bartender double or nothing that he can bite his own eye
without removing his false teeth.
"Sure," agrees the bartender, thinking to himself,' there's no
way anybody can bite their own eye.'
Then the man proceeds to remove his glass eye, and bites it.
The more...

Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dishwasher!
Dishwasher who?
Dishwashn't de way I shpoke before I had false teeth! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dishwasher!
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher the way I spoke before I had false teeth!