Famed Jokes

Famed Anthropologist Mary Leakey died at the age of 83. Leakey
was buried near her home, where she will rest in peace, until
some nosy anthropologist digs her up.
- Norm MacDonald

A famed, but particularly succinct, psychiatrist had been invited to address an international conclave of his fellows on the subject of sex. When the day for his speech came, the amphitheater was packed and scores of reporters sat waiting at the press desk as the great, solemn man strode to the podium. A hush fell over the crowd as he adjusted his glasses and sipped a bit of water. Then he looked up and said in a firm, clear voice, "Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure". . . and sat down.