Famine Jokes

Mr. Sen and Mr. Singh were two good friends. Mr. Sen was thin and Mr. Singh was fat.
Mr. Singh: "Yaar Sen, seeing you, outsiders would' think that there is a famine in India."
Mr. Sen: "And seeing you, they would come to know the cause of the famine."

Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death? A: The four Norseman of the Apocolypse.