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Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Unique New York.

Betty Botter had some butter,' 'But,'' she said,' 'this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better.''

So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So' twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

One more...

Two fellows are running a store and decide to have a big blow-out clearance sale. Within 3 hours, everything is sold from the store. The one fellow says to the other,' Well, what now? We've sold everything.'

The other replies,' Dont worry, there's this newfie who comes in here everyday. We'll have a few laughs on him.'

Sure enough, about 15 minutes later, newf comes walking in, hands in pockets, looking around.' Tell me lads', asks the newfie,' what have ya for sale today?'

One of the fellows says,' Well we're having a sale on arseholes!'

Newfie says,' Well ya must be doing pretty good, ya only got two left!'

Two fellows are running a store and decide to have a big blow-out clearance sale. Within 3 hours, everything is sold from the store.
The one fellow says to the other, "Well, what now? We've sold everything."
The other replies, "Don't worry, there's this really stupid guy who comes in here everyday. We'll have a few laughs on him."
Sure enough, about 15 minutes later, the stupid guy comes walking in, hands in pockets, looking around. "Tell me guys," asks the guys, "What have you guys got for sale today?"
One of the fellows says, "Well we're having a sale on assholes!"
The guy says, "Well, ya must be doing pretty good. Ya only got two left!"

Three golfers were waiting for the fourth to show up. Always late, this bloke was much later than he usually was. Giving up, they ask a gent on the pratice green if he would like to join them. He did - and what a great golfer he was! Later, back at the clubhouse, the fellows asked if he would join them as part of their regular foursome. He agrees, and they say meet us here again tomorrow at 7:00 a.m. The new guys says "7, 7:15." Next day the fellow shows up at 7 sharp, but to the amazement of the other golfers, this time he is golfing left handed! - where, the day before, he golfed right handed. Yet, he was a scratch golfer left-handed as well. Back at the club house, the fellows were curious about his unbelievable ability to golf so well from either side. "So how do you decide which way you're going to golf?" ask one. The new golfer replied: "Well, when I wake, if my wife is sleeping on her right side, I golf right-handed. If she's on her left, I golf more...

Two smart fellows were in a pub. They called the pubs owner over and asked him to settle an argument.

' Are there two pints in a quart or four?", asked one.

"There be two pints in a quart, confirmed the owner.

They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order.

"Two pints please, miss, and they are on the house."

The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous so one of the fellows called out to the owner at the other end of the bar, "You did say two pints, didn't you?"

"That's right," he called back, "Two pints."