Fergie Jokes

Fergie, the female singer of the Black Eyed Peas, said in a recent article that she used to use crystal meth, and keeps herself off it by doing activities such as running and pole-dancing.

Yeah, pole-dancing. That'll keep away the crystal meth.

Black Eyed Peas singer Taboo was arrested for DUI. In response, Fergie released a new song about how guys want to bang her.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fergie!
Fergie who?
Fergie-dness sake let me in!