Fieldsman Jokes / Recent Jokes

The fieldsman had been at the beer stall during the interval and was staggering back into the field.

As he stumbled across the boundary, he was met by a late comer who wanted to know the score.

'Excuse me,' he said.' How do you stand?'

The fieldsman swayed in front of him and said,' With great difficulty.'

The fieldsman on the boundary had to race back- wards to try to take a difficult catch. The sun was in his eyes as the ball fell and he unfortunately dropped it.

'I could have caught that in my mouth,' shouted an onlooker.

'If mine was as big as yours, I would too,' retorted the fieldsman.

During the match, the fieldsman positioned just behind the umpire kept trying to distract the batsman as the ball was bowled to him. Several appeals for L. B. W were turned down, and finally the umpire turned to the fieldsman and said sternly:

"I've been watching you for the last twenty minutes."

"I thought so," came the reply, "I could tell you weren't watching the game!"