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Kelly limps into his favorite pub...
My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
"I got in a tiff with Riley", whispered Kelly to the beertender.
"Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said surprised.
"He must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," Kelly said. "A shovel it was."
"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"
"Aye, that I did - Mrs. Riley's right tit." Kelly said.
"And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight!"

Kelly limps into his favorite pub...My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast."I got in a tiff with Riley", whispered Kelly to the beertender."Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said surprised."He must have had something in his hand.""That he did," Kelly said. "A shovel it was.""Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?""Aye, that I did - Mrs. Riley's right tit." Kelly said."And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight!"

Sardar Garbhajan Singh Went For His Usual Morning Walk. At One Junction He Found A Crowd. One Man Holding A Syringe On One Hand And The Famous Actress On The Other Hand. He Threatens To Inject The Liquid Which Contain Aids Virus In To Her Body Unless He Is Given A Ransom Of 10 Corers Of Rupees. Police Men Are Helplessly Watching. At This Moment Garbachen Rushed To The Man And Has A Fight, He Dropped The Syringe, Police Men Arrested Him. On The Next Day A Ceremony Is Conducted To Reward Garbachen. The Chief Guest Cm Of Punjab While Giving Away The Reward Asked To The Garbachen " We Are Proud Of You How Did You Show That Much Of Courage Even If You Are Aware Of Aids? " Garbachen Said "Sir I Always Wear A Condom To Avoid Aids"

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!

Teacher:-Raghu, If You Have 10 Apples, And The Boy Next Door Takes Away 7, What Will You Have?
Raghu:-A Fight

At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, "Will we have to fight a World War Three?" "Yes, comrades, looks like you will," answers the general. "And who will be our enemy, Comrade General?" another officer asks. "The likelihood is that it will be China." The class looks alarmed, and finally one officer asks, "But Comrade General, we are 150 million people and they are about 1.5 billion. How can we possibly win?" "Well," replies the general, "Think about it. In modern war, it is not the quantity, but the quality that is the key. For example, in the Middle East, 5 million Jews fight against 50 million Arabs, and the Jews have been the winners every time." "But sir, " asks the panicky officer, "Do we have more...

At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player having a fight.
He breaks the fight up and asks what the fight was about.
The oboe player says, "He broke my reed! I was just about to play my big solo when he broke my reed!"
"Well?" says the stage manager to the viola player. "What do you say to that?"
In umbrage, the viola player replies, "He undid two of my strings but he won`t tell me which ones!"