Flashes Jokes

A police officer pulled over a vehicle that had just driven through an intersection without slowing for the traffic light, which flashes red continually. (It flashes amber for the cross direction.)
The driver, blonde of course, explained, "But I didn't go through on the RED, I went through on the BLACK!"

Real women don't have hot flashes... they have power surges.

Whats yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.