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In the Beatles classic "When I'm Sixty-Four," Paul McCartney predicted how his life might be at the age of 64. Now, Sir Paul IS 64, and he's having some marital woes. His impending divorce might cost him a huge chunk of his fortune.

Perhaps the song should be re-recorded. Sing along if you'd like:

When I am older and marry too young,
To a woman wrong for me,
Didn't get a pre-nup to save my ass,
One-legged gal gonna take half my cash.
The tabloids say I made a mistake,
That I married a whore,
Will you still squeeze me, will you still fleece me, when I'm 64?

You'll take the castle, the boat and the plane,
Even my Steinway,
But I'm not worried-I can get some quick dough,
Make a new album, get 5 mil for each show!
I am a legend, the press loves and reveres,
You a media bore,
Will you still squeeze me, will you still fleece me, when I'm 64?