Flint Jokes

Q: Why isn't there a pro football team in Flint, Michigan?
A: Because then Detroit would want one too!

From the Booth News Service, December 22, 1988:
Flint, Mich.-Maybe it's just because he's an amateur. Or maybe he
harbored a Freudian wish to be caught.
Whatever the reason, police had little trouble tracing a man who
allegedly held up a service station in Flint Township over the weekend. The
robber fled with $70, wearing a high school varsity jacket with his name on
the back. The suspect, 24, was to have been arraigned Monday.