Flock Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man decided to go for a hike in the mountains, but when he got to the beginning of the trail, he was confronted by an old Indian who told him, "There are birds up in the mountains called Foo's and they love flying right into people, and it hurts like hell. But if any of them hits you, do not, i repeat, DO NOT swear, because if you do, a whole flock will come and attack you."

So the man continued his hike, and all of a sudden, he was hit in the forehead by a Foo, and he said, "OOOWWWW! Geez, that hurt!" But he remembered what the Indian said, and he didn't swear.

A few minutes later, he was hit by another Foo in the exact same spot, but he still didn't swear.

He continued his hike once again, and he was hit by a gigantic Foo. This time he swore, "AWW SHIT, DAMNIT THAT FU*KIN HURTS!" and suddenly, a whole flock of Foo's flew to him and starting hitting him and scratching him and pecking him. Soon, he was more...

Irish father O`Malley is so upset about a rumor He`s hearin in the congregation. So on the next Sunday He announces" Faithful, I`ve heard despellin rumours that the flock believes in ghosts. By a show of hands who at church today believes they`ve ever set eyes on a ghost? "To his dismay a lot show their hands."Oh no people.I`ve told you there`s no such thing as a ghost and being God fearin Christians you can`t believe in them.His next question asked if anyone has ever touched a ghost before. Three of the flock raised aye. No! no! There`s no such thing I tell you! I hate as a Man of the cloth to ask this final question but I must.Is there any one in church today who will testify that they have ever had SEX with a ghost?" Way in the back 1 hand went up. "Mr.O`conner!!! How can you stand before God and say you`ve had sex with a ghost? Said O`conner"Oops irish father, thought you said Goat!" Paddy was in New York He was patiently waiting, and watching more...