"Irish father O`Malley is so upset about a rumor H..." joke
Irish father O`Malley is so upset about a rumor He`s hearin in the congregation. So on the next Sunday He announces" Faithful, I`ve heard despellin rumours that the flock believes in ghosts. By a show of hands who at church today believes they`ve ever set eyes on a ghost? "To his dismay a lot show their hands."Oh no people.I`ve told you there`s no such thing as a ghost and being God fearin Christians you can`t believe in them.His next question asked if anyone has ever touched a ghost before. Three of the flock raised aye. No! no! There`s no such thing I tell you! I hate as a Man of the cloth to ask this final question but I must.Is there any one in church today who will testify that they have ever had SEX with a ghost?" Way in the back 1 hand went up. "Mr.O`conner!!! How can you stand before God and say you`ve had sex with a ghost? Said O`conner"Oops irish father, thought you said Goat!" Paddy was in New York He was patiently waiting, and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay pedestrians". Then he`d allow the traffic to pass. He`d done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians" for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?"
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