Flowery Jokes

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride? " he asked. "Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by theusher. "Are you a friend of the bride? " he asked."Certainly not," she snapped, "Im the grooms mother."