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A blond, a burnett and a red head go hunting. The red head comes back with a deer.
"Oh, my, gosh how did you do that?" The blond and the burrnet said.
"I saw the trakes, I followed the tracks, and I shot the deer.
Next, the burnett comes back with a bear.
"Oh, my, gosh how did you do that?" The bland and red head said.
"I saw the trakes, I followed the tracks, and I shot the bear.
Well, the blond comes back and she is just beat up, her clothes are ripped and there was blood everywhere. The other 2 go
"Oh, my, gosh, what happened to you?"
The blond replied, " I saw the trakes, I followed the tracks, and I got hit by a train."

THERE WAS THESE 2 MEN AND A BLONDE.ONE DAY, THE FIRST MAN WENT HUNTING AND CAME BACK WITH A GIANT RABBIT.THE SENCOND MAN AND THE BLONDE ASKED HOW DID U GET THAT? THE FIRST MAN SAID I FOLLOWED THE TRACKS! THEN THE SECOND MAN WENT OFF AND FOLLOWED THE TRACKS AND CAME BACK WITH BACK WITH A GIANT RABBIT.THE BLONDE ASKED HOW DID U GET THAT? I FOLLOWED THE TRACKS.THE NEXT DAY THE BLONDE SET OUT AND FOLLOWED THE TRACKS AND HEARD A CHOO! CHOO!

One day, a moving train suddenly went off the tracks and began moving into the nearby field. The passengers got angry and
Decided to punish the train driver. When the train finally stopped, all passengers came to the driver and asked, "why did you
Take the train into the fields?" driver: a man came in front of the train on the tracks. Passengers: why did you risk the
Life of so many passengers in order to save the life of one man? You should have driven the train on that man! Driver: i was
Going to do that, but the man ran towards the field. So i followed him!

Sir is comfortably seated in an armchair in the library, reading a newspaper. John has just brought in coffee, when a loud screech echoes through the room, followed shortly by a terrific thud.
Sir looks up. "What was that dreadful noise?"
John steps over to the window and carefully looks from behind the curtains.
"Sir, a car just took a right turn".
"John, no car in the world would make such noise just for taking a right turn!"
"Sir, indeed, but you see, there was no street to the right".

The May Day parade in Moscow is the largest, most important military parade of the year. For 1992's parade, Yeltsin and Gorbachev invited Bill Clinton to come watch it with them. The parade commenced with a battalion of tanks, followed by a division of infantry, followed by armored personnel carriers and mobile artillery. They had mobile ballistic missile launchers, electronic jamming vehicles, and throughout the entire time the formations were overflown by squadrons of the most advanced interceptors, fighters, and long-range tactical and strategic bombers.
Clinton, who had never been this close to war in his life, was suitably impressed. Then he noticed that, way back at the end of the parade, there was a disorganized, messy bunch of men in rumpled suits tagging along behind the last artillery pieces. "Who are they?" he asked.
"Ah," said Yeltsin, "those are our economists!"
"But I thought this parade was military..." said Clinton, more...

A man selling hats went to a jungle for a rest. A monkey came and stole a hat. The man couldn't catch the monkey. He realized the monkey followed the man's actions. He threw the hat to the ground. The monkey threw the hat to the ground. He picked up both hats and went away.
The man then had a grandson who followed the family business and sold hats. The grandson went to a jungle to rest while selling hats. A monkey came and stole a hat. The grandson thought of his grandfather's story, and threw the hat on the floor. The monkey ran and picked up the hat. It then slapped the grandson, saying, "You think you're the only one having a grandfather?"

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING......... By Francie Baltazar-Schwartz
Jerry was the kind of guy you love to hate. He was always in a good mood and always had something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!"
He was a unique manager because he had several waiters who had followed him around from restaurant to restaurant. The reason the waiters followed Jerry was because of his attitude. He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.
Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?"
Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself,' Jerry, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood.' more...