Fonda Jokes

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Fonda!
    Fonda who?
    Fonda you!

    Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
    A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

    Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Fonda!
    Fonda who?
    Fonda you!

    Question and answer Clinton jokes
    Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter`s finger?
    A: Punch him in the nose.

    Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer`s victims and The Clintons` hair styles have in common?
    A: They both look like the work of a butcher.

    Q: If The Clinton`s were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents?
    A: Possibly, Bill might have made Jethro`s acquaintance in the 6th grade.

    Q: Why doesn`t Hillary cut Bill`s hair?
    A: He won`t pay her $300.

    Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
    A: His face.

    Q: What is the Arkansas state flower?
    A: Gennifer.

    Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
    A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

    Q: What`s the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?
    A: One`s a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other`s a fish.

    Q: What`s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a more...

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