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Am Going To U. S. A.. . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days. . . Surprised?? ? ?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April, U r 1st Fool Of 2009.
CLASSIC VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that more...
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir."
"What do you mean, you think?", demanded the boss.
"Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said' is that you, you old fool?"
A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity.
A fool is his own informer.
Better a steady dime than a rare dollar.
A heavy purse makes a light heart.
A dead man is mourned seven days, a fool his life time.
Your health comes first - you can always hang yourself later.
One good deed has many claimants.
Tell an ass by his long ears, a fool by his long tongue.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.