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If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK! We know you are early. A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you. They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did? You're very smart. You have brains you never used. You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately. Eventually, you will get what you asked for. Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick? You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies! You have a good weapon against muggers - your face! You are the answer to my prayer! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!

A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity.
A fool is his own informer.
Better a steady dime than a rare dollar.
A heavy purse makes a light heart.
A dead man is mourned seven days, a fool his life time.
Your health comes first - you can always hang yourself later.
One good deed has many claimants.
Tell an ass by his long ears, a fool by his long tongue.

Our sardar felt very depressed that they are becoming the butt of so many jokes. He wanted to do something to fool others and prove himself intelligent! He went to qutub minar and stood staring at its top.
Someone from behind asked him why he was doing so. Sshhhhh... He said and did not look back. After a considerable period of time, he could
Feel the whispers of a large crowd and decided that it was high time to look back. He was satisfied that he could simply fool so many people to stare at nothing. But when he turned back what he found was amazing. The whole crowd was of sardars!

Koi apki tarif kare aapko Smart kahe to use zor se 1 THAPPAD marna Uski Himmat kaise hui apko APRIL FOOL banana ki or vo b February Mein.

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"

The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"
"No." replied the CEO indignantly.

"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not
perfect, but you are doing alright.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to more...

A Person Invited Santa At His House For Dinner. When He Went To His House, The House Was Closed And There Was A Message'Fool Fool! I Am Not At Home". The Santa Wrote A Message" Fool Fool! I Have Not Come".