Footsteps Jokes / Recent Jokes

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little - !

CHRISTMAS CARD
I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the
bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a
mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few
shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included
one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative
called about the picture, laughing hysterically and suggesting I
take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was
shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror -- wearing nothing but a camera!

MY FOOTSTEPS?
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about
her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the
doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little
girl picked it up and began playing with it. "Be still, my
heart," thought my friend, "my daughter wants to follow in more...

An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter....

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!

Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

A physician was taking her four-year-old daughter to preschool. On the drive over, the doctor noticed the little girl had begun playing with her stethoscope, which she had left on the car seat.

Be still, my heart, thought the doctor. My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!

Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take you order?"

People will follow your footsteps more readily than they will follow you advice.