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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
Teacher: What is the formula for water? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you? George: Sure, you said H to O!
EINSTEIN went to the barber for a haircut. As he waited, the physicist contemplated a complex mathematical formula.
When Einstein's turn came, the barber asked the scientist to remove his hat.
'Sorry Einstein mused.' I didn't know ladies were present.'
The formula for a happy marriage is the same as the one for living in California: When you find a fault, don't dwell on it.
The police recently busted a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.
He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983....