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British scientists claim to create human sperm....but will it taste the same? Remember when scientists created the "New Coke" formula? What a disaster...

TEACHER:' What is the scientific formula for water?'
Bright pupil:' H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O.'
Teacher:' Nonsense! How did you arrive at that?'
Bright pupil:' Auntie, it is H to O (H2O)!'

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O!

Teacher: What is the formula for water? George: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you? George: Sure, you said H to O!

The police recently busted a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983....

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.

There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner wasfrantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of theblaze, and he would give 10, 000 dollars to the department that got the formula. An hour later no ground wasgained and a mutual aid call was put out. When 12 departments couldnt subdue the blaze the owner saw thishe raised the reward to 100, 000 dollars. Suddenly a small town department drove their truck right into the fireand emerged 10 minutes later with the formula. When asked what they would do with the money one said,"Get them damn brakes fixed we figure."