Fortune Jokes / Recent Jokes
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian. Rabbi... where did I go wrong?"
"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you, I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he comes and tells me he has decided to become a Christian."
"What did you do?" asked the lawyer. "I turned to God for the answer," replied the rabbi.
"And what did he say?"
He said, "Funny you should come to me..."
Queen Fiona had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. They had Queeny arrested. She was placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars of her cell and escape. This so incensed the judge that he ordered the local newspaper to print an article about the culprit. The following was printed in the paper the next day:"Small medium at large"
I'm amazed more people haven't spotted these film flubs:
* Part of the movie is in black and white, then inadvertently goes to color, and then back to black and white! An obvious continuity gaffe.
* Although the movie purports to be in Kansas, several scenes are obviously filmed on a Hollywood sound stage.
* The scene where the teacher rides past Dorothy's bedroom window in the midst of a tornado is physically impossible.
* When the characters sing you can hear music accompanying them but there are no radios or musicians in the area!
* For a land to exist "over the rainbow" it would have to be lighter than air, and as Dorothy was already shown to be composed of solid matter, how come she didn't fall back down to earth?
* Some of the so-called "munchkins" are obviously children wearing fake facial hair and grown up clothes.
* The "yellow brick road" is not really yellow as much as more...