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Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:

First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole, the following conversation takes place.
First Guy: “You guys have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing today. I had to promise my wife that I’d build her a new deck for the pool. ”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky. I had to promise my wife that I’d paint every room in the house next weekend. ”
Third Guy: “You guys have it easy. I had to promise my wife that I’d remodel the kitchen for her. ”
They continue to play the hole when they realize that the fourth guy hadn’t said anything. So they ask him. “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What’s the deal? ”
Fourth Guy: “I just set my alarm for 5: 30AM. When it goes off, I turn it off, nudge my wife and say “Golf course or intercourse? ” She says “Don’t forget your sweater. ”

A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a Bridal Shop and asks for a white dress.
"You can't wear white," reminds the sales clerk, "you've been married three times already."
"Of course I can, I'm a virgin." Says the Bride
"Impossible!" says the sales clerk.
"Unfortunately not." The Bride explained; "My first husband was a psychologist, all he wanted to do was talk about it.
"My second husband was a Gynaecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it.
"My third husband was a stamp collector... God, I miss him."

Feeling the Baby Move
First Child: I placed my hand on my wife's tummy every
chance I could for two months waiting for that first time when I could
feel the baby move. Hours upon hours I waited until that magic moment,
when I felt this little movement. We called all of our relatives to tell
them about the blessed experience.
Second Child: When it first happened, my wife called
me at the office. I quickly ran home and felt the baby move. We included
the experience in all of our letters to our family.
Third Child: She told me the baby moved. I told her I
would check it out during the next commercial break. I missed out because
her mother called on the telephone so I went on watching Monday night
football. By the end of the third quarter, I finally felt the baby move.
Fourth Child: We were in bed and I was trying to
sleep. I turned to her and said "Can't you make your tummy stay still? I'm
trying to sleep." When it more...

A woman announces to herfriend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hopeyou don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?""He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.""Oh, how tragic! Whatabout your second husband?""He atepoisonous mushrooms, too, and died.""Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband.""He died of a broken neck.""A broken neck?""He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

This is about a day when Mr. Zail Singh was the President of
the country.
All sardars in the country went to him this day and told him
that people
tease them by making jokes about them that when the clock
stucks 12: 00,
all sardars go mad and act like crazy. They complained that
this is not
true. They also complained that people talk about sardar
having no common
sanse. Therefore, they demanded him to go bring for them
common sense.

Mr. Zail Singh was confused and asked his secretary to give
him some suggestions. The secretary advised him to go to Japan, since quality is guaranteed.

The next day Mr. Zail Singh rushes off to Japan. At the
Osaka Airport he
hires a cab and asks him to take him to a shop where he
can get common sense.

The cab driver was pissed, he told him that there is no shop
in Japan that sells such stuff. Infact every human being has common sense since more...

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second Guy: "Thats nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You havent said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. Whats the deal?" Fourth Guy: "I dont want to talk about it. Lets just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."