Francisco Jokes / Recent Jokes

The San Francisco Zoo has just named a horse in their petting zoo, Coulter. Zoo officials say that they didn't name the horse Coulter because the conservative tranny's uncanny resemblance to the equine, but because the horse was an unrully bitch who hates blacks and gays.

A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly. "Why didn't you let me know you were going to stop?" he yelled into the mist. "Why should I?" came a voice out of the fog. "I'm in my own garage!"

Members of the San Francisco 49ers grew moustaches this weekend to go along with their throwback uniforms. But since it is San Francisco, wearing a costume and growing a mustache is hardly expected to stand out.