Frayed Jokes

Morning. Uh, just to help you cope until you wake up:
Feet. They are the frayed bits at the end of your legs. They go on the floor.
Hands. Also frayed, but somewhat different. Let's see, how do we sort this one? I know; stand up. Can you touch the floor with your nose without falling? Right, in that case your hands and feet are mixed up. Pick your hands up _after_ you've put your feet on the floor. Glad we've got that sorted. Now your hands will come in handy (just my little pun) for all sorts of things. Lifting your nightie so you don't pee on the hem. Holding the kettle under the tap while you try to remember what you are doing. Closing the curtains before the sunlight burns out your retinas. The main use for hands is to fend off any walls, doors, hatstands, or other predators which will attack without notice.
Ears. Best left off until you are fully awake. Nothing will sound right, and you'll spend far too much time worrying about the ominous creak which is in fact a more...

A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed. Then he walks back out and asks the bartender for a drink." Hey, aren't you the string I just talked to?" The bartender asks." Nope," Says the string, "I'm afraid not." (a frayed knot)

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Frayed.
Frayed who?
Frayed no one's going to answer the door.

A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"
The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.
Then he walks back out and asks the bartender for a drink.
"Hey, aren't you the string I just talked to?" The bartender asks.
"Nope," Says the string, "I'm afraid not." (a frayed knot)

A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.Then he walks back out and asks the bartender for a drink."Hey, aren't you the string I just talked to?" The bartender asks."Nope," Says the string, "I'm afraid not." (a frayed knot)