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The counter man in the ice cream shop saw a customer leaving the drug store across the way, heading for his shop. The customer entered, set a small Thermos container on the counter, and unwrapped a condom.
“Here, take this condom. Drop a scoop of ice cream in it. ”
The counter man did so, and handed the condom, with its ice cream content, to the customer. The customer placed the arrangement in the Thermos jug, and capped the jug.
“What, ” asked the ice cream purveyor, “Is the reason for that? ”
“For three months, my wife has been bugging me for a deep freeze. Tonight, by golly, I’m going to give it to her! ”

The proposed freeze would cut spending by less than 1 percent. That's like Kirstie Alley dieting by cutting out sprinkles on her hot fudge sundae.

What did the cop say to the bad popcicle?
Freeze!

MRS Ramlal was so fond of her newly purchased fridge that she involuntarily put everything in it, and then forgot all about it. One day, her husband handed over the arrears of dearness allowance, which he had got from his office, for safe custody. As usual she put the envelope in the freezer. After a few days when Ram Lai enquired about it, she failed to recollect where she had put it. After a week of searching, Ram Lai found it lying in the deep- freeze tray. He remarked:' You have been able to freeze at least the D. A. of your husband!'

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Freeze
Freeze Who?
For he's a jolly good fellow.