Barack Obama Jokes

"What's that medal for, grandpa?"

"Oh, the Purple Heart, sweetie. You're given it when you're injured in the line of duty."

"And that shiny one with the eagle?"

"The Soldier's Medal, hun. I got it for pulling out two guys from a blown-up Humvee and dragging them fifty yards to safety through enemy fire."

"What about that HUGE gold one with Obama giving you a jumping high-five?"

"That's the Epic Win Award for Badass Motherf***ery. I got it for drop kicking a door that killed an insurgent on the other side."

Like other Chia products,a little water and seed and after 3 days it starts growing. The company had also product tested a Chia-Joe Biden, but had to nix the idea when after six months of a little water and seed, it did nothing.

In the photo to the right, the Obamas and Bidens wave to the Bushes as they leave DC and head back to Texas.
Overheard on the helicopter: "Hey Laura - I took a bunch of towels."

The proposed freeze would cut spending by less than 1 percent. That's like Kirstie Alley dieting by cutting out sprinkles on her hot fudge sundae.

Obama said today he would eliminate nuclear weapons. Right after he eliminated poverty, disease and sadness...

With Obama, we can expect a world safe for puppies.....