Pitch Jokes

Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch?
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

QST: How does a cricket commentator describe a nude girl?
ANS: There is no cover, no extra cover, no slip, but 2 silly
points & 2 fine legs, a deep gully... and little grass on the pitch! Will be bit wet after overnight rain. any way It's going to be a fine batting pitch. Good for googlies and better for finger spin.
TAKE A LESSON MURALI! !!

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

Former President George W. Bush threw out the first pitch before the Texas Rangers' home opener. The Rangers went on to win the game, even though they had fewer runs.

Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks