Inauguration Jokes

In the photo to the right, the Obamas and Bidens wave to the Bushes as they leave DC and head back to Texas.
Overheard on the helicopter: "Hey Laura - I took a bunch of towels."

Despite the country being in the worst economic circumstances in three-quarters of a century, Barack Obama’s inauguration will cost more than $170 million.
“The money is going toward providing events which we hope are going to connect people, make them feel like we are all in this together” said Linda Douglass, spokeswoman for the inaugural committee.
Group "events" include freezing your ass off together outside the homes you no longer own, and dividing up empty soda cans.
The last time I connected people, it cost me a case of beer, a few bags of Pepperidge Farm cookies, and a Kool and the Gang cd.

Today's inauguration was attended by more than a million people. Suprisingly, there were only a a few problems. Ten people got frostbite, five people fainted, and Dick Cheney ran over three lawyers.

Just keeps repeating over and over again, "I'm sleepy"
Months after inauguration, still hasn't shown up at city hall
Campaign slogan: "What's in it for me?"
When confronted with a crisis, you overhear him mumble, "What would Norm on 'Cheers' do?"
His date for his inauguration is Heidi Fleiss
During acceptance speech, addresses voters as "suckers"
Last name: "McCheese"
Within hours after his inauguration, all water and electricity are shut off
The day after election day he wakes up naked on the Staten Island ferry
Raises taxes; lowers pants

Barack Obama’s inauguration will come with a hefty price tag, estimated at more than $170 million.
The actual swearing in ceremony cost $1.24 million, and the federal government gave $75 million to neighboring states Virginia and Maryland to help pay for their share of police, fire and medical services.
The remainder of the money will go to the thug who put Cheney in a wheelchair.