"Top ten signs you've elected a bad mayor" joke

Just keeps repeating over and over again, "I'm sleepy"
Months after inauguration, still hasn't shown up at city hall
Campaign slogan: "What's in it for me?"
When confronted with a crisis, you overhear him mumble, "What would Norm on 'Cheers' do?"
His date for his inauguration is Heidi Fleiss
During acceptance speech, addresses voters as "suckers"
Last name: "McCheese"
Within hours after his inauguration, all water and electricity are shut off
The day after election day he wakes up naked on the Staten Island ferry
Raises taxes; lowers pants

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