"One Pricey Party" joke

Despite the country being in the worst economic circumstances in three-quarters of a century, Barack Obama’s inauguration will cost more than $170 million.
“The money is going toward providing events which we hope are going to connect people, make them feel like we are all in this together” said Linda Douglass, spokeswoman for the inaugural committee.
Group "events" include freezing your ass off together outside the homes you no longer own, and dividing up empty soda cans.
The last time I connected people, it cost me a case of beer, a few bags of Pepperidge Farm cookies, and a Kool and the Gang cd.

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