Freind Jokes

A man went to a freinds house to drink beer.
He saw a woman and said " Hey baby you want
to fuck. I am the best fucker. " So they go
to his house and fuck.The next day he told
his freind " This chick can suck your dick
and lick your ass at the same time! " So he
gave him her phone # to call her.Once he left
his freind called her and so they fucked.
When he went back to his freinds house he
found him vomiting in his closet. He asks him
what is wrong and he says " I know how she
does it. She takes out her glass eyeball and
sucks your dick with the eye whole in her
face.