Freinds Jokes

A man went to a freinds house to drink beer.
He saw a woman and said " Hey baby you want
to fuck. I am the best fucker. " So they go
to his house and fuck.The next day he told
his freind " This chick can suck your dick
and lick your ass at the same time! " So he
gave him her phone # to call her.Once he left
his freind called her and so they fucked.
When he went back to his freinds house he
found him vomiting in his closet. He asks him
what is wrong and he says " I know how she
does it. She takes out her glass eyeball and
sucks your dick with the eye whole in her
face.

Joe and his two friends freinds accidentally die in a car wreck and go to Heaven. They see and angel and she tells them that they can do anything they want but warns them not to step on the pink clouds.
So one day, one of Joe's friends goes and steps on the pink cloud, and a really ugly gal pops up and says, "I have to follow you for the rest of eternity."
Joe's other friend, assuming that the ugly gal is out of the way, steps on a pink cloud, and once again a really ugly gal pops up and tells him you have she has to follow him for the rest of eternity.
One day, Joe's two freinds are walking around and they see you with a really hot gal, so they run up to you and the say, "Hey man! How did you get this really hot gal?"
She turns around and says, "I stepped on a pink cloud."