Frenchmen Jokes

Two Frenchmen came to New York for a vacation. The first thing they did leaving the hotel was to buy an American-French dictionary. Without a guide, they decided to learn English word by word in the simplest way they could think of - continuously browsing through the dictionary, picking at random a certain word and look up its definition.
So they went into a coffee shop and started off right away. The first word they came upon happened to be "Ouch" which was defined as "an interjection used to express a mixed feeling of surprise, sudden pain and anger." It was then that they suddenly realized they did not have the slightest idea what those cryptic pronunciation symbols might sound like. Thinking hard, one of the Frenchmen finally came up with a bright idea:
"Well, don't worry, mon ami. I suppose the best way for us to learn how to pronounce that word is to get a native say it out loud!"
"But how? I'm afraid nobody in this busy town is more...

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, Chirac. He stands still and Europe revolves around him.

Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A: The Army.

Q: Why do Frenchmen have moustashes? A: To remind them of their mothers.

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.