Frills Jokes

It was a "No Frills" airline:
They didn't sell tickets, they sold chances
All the insurance machines in the terminal were sold out
Before the flight, the passengers got together and elected a pilot
If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back
You could not board the plane unless you had the exact change
Before we took off, the stewardess told us to fasten our Velcro
The Captain asked all the passengers to chip in a little for gas
When they pulled the steps away, the plane started rocking
The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway
You ask the Captain how often their planes crash. He sez, "Just once"
No movie. Didn't need one. Your life kept flashing before your eyes
You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane
All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel