Frogs Jokes / Recent Jokes
Tom Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He had spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. Despite all efforts at predator control, population was declining at an alarming rate. Finn finally went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom looked into the problem and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Tom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a toss of that and, most critically, one part sodium. "You mean...?" said Jim. "Yes," said Tom. "They need a mono-sodium glue to mate!"
3 frogs walked into a hotel and asked for a room. The receptionist said " Down the hall to the right and then to the left." When they got there it was the bathroom. So one of them slept in the sink, one in the tub and one in the toilet. So the next morning the one in the tub asks the one in the sink " How was your sleep?" " Good said the one in the sink then they exchanged. Then they went to the one in the toilet and asked him the same thing he said " It was good but a log hit me on the head and then it stated rainig.
What do you call an and with frogs legs? An antphibian!
Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Where do frogs keep their treasure? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!