Frogs Jokes

A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. A chemist at a nearby college came up with a solution: The frogs, due to a chemical change in the swamp water, simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce successfully. The chemist then brewed up a new adhesive to assist the frogs' togetherness, which included one part sodium. It seems the little green frogs needed some "monosodium glue to mate".

What is a frogs favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them

Whats a frogs favourite game? Its croak-et!

What happens when a frogs car breaks down? It gets toad away..