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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Cause it said concentrate.

The Tearful Bride... A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him." "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding." "No, mother," you don't understand." I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!""Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom." Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars." "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket." "Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?" "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick. .. in your grocers frozen food section

An online poker company has had it’s assets frozen by the Governmentand now says they are going to sue. The government said, “We thinkyou’re bluffing.”

Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?A: Because it said' concentrate'.