Funny Puns Jokes / Recent Jokes

What happened when Ray Johnson fell off the Empire State Building?
Now everyone calls him x-ray.

I wanted to learn how to make ice cream, so I started attending sundae school.

Q: Why didn't Cain please God?
A: Because he just wasn't Able.

-What do you call a dog in a submarine?
-A sub-woofer.

A fortune teller escaped from prison and became a small medium at large.

What did the statue say to the other after a break-up and make-up?
I'm sorry I took you for granite. (granted)
hahahaha

What do you get if you cross a rhino and and elephant?
Elepf-ino (pronounced "Hell if I know")