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Fourth-grader Gage Rothlingshofer won a $1,000 scholarship for growing cabbage.
Over 1.2 million students planted and took care of their owncabbage plants. One winner was selected from each state to wina $1,000 scholarship. Gage won in Pennsylvania, having grown the best cabbage based on size and appearance.
Gagelives in Heidelberg Township and helps out in his mom's garden. He says he wishes to bea WWE wrestler when he grows up. He says this so the other kids won't kick his ass for growing giant cabbage with Mom in her garden.