Gamblers Jokes

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    Two guys were swapping stories in the park one day
    and one guy (a war vet) mentioned that during the
    war he was captured and held for weeks without food.
    The other guy asked, "How could you survive without
    food?"
    "It wasn't easy," he said. "But I had a big meal
    before I was captured and learned to eat my own shit."
    "WHAT? That's disgusting!" said the first guy. "I
    don't believe you!"
    Without a second thought the vet reached into his
    pants, shit in his hand and promptly ate it on the
    spot.
    The second guy (now gagging) said, "My God! If you
    can do that so easily, we can bet big money and rake
    in a fortune!!"
    "Sounds good to me," said the vet. "I can use the
    money."
    The next day the guy had set up a bet with two
    wealthy but unbelieving high rollers.
    "This I gotta see," said one of the gamblers.
    "It ain't gonna more...

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