Gamblers Jokes
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Two guys were swapping stories in the park one day
and one guy (a war vet) mentioned that during the
war he was captured and held for weeks without food.
The other guy asked, "How could you survive without
food?"
"It wasn't easy," he said. "But I had a big meal
before I was captured and learned to eat my own shit."
"WHAT? That's disgusting!" said the first guy. "I
don't believe you!"
Without a second thought the vet reached into his
pants, shit in his hand and promptly ate it on the
spot.
The second guy (now gagging) said, "My God! If you
can do that so easily, we can bet big money and rake
in a fortune!!"
"Sounds good to me," said the vet. "I can use the
money."
The next day the guy had set up a bet with two
wealthy but unbelieving high rollers.
"This I gotta see," said one of the gamblers.
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