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A senior cabinet minister given to acid remarks about everyone and with an exaggerated notion of his own ability was said to have described Feroze Gandhi as Prime Minister Nehru's lap dog. Then he had the misfortune of getting involved in a financial scandal.
Feroze Gandhi was scheduled to open the debate in the Lok Sabha. He is said to have walked up to the minister and within the hearing of the Treasury benches said:' Mr So and So, I hear you have been describing me as a lap dog. You, no doubt, consider yourself a pillar of the state. Today, I will do to you what a dog usually does to a pillar.'
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, I think it would be a good idea.
This was in 1988 during Rajiv Gandhi and Zial Haq days. Once when RG went to Pakistan on a state visit, ZH showed him the state of the art telephone system of Pakistan. RG even made a call to hell and spoke to his mother Indira Gandhi for about 10 minutes. The bill came to just 1 pakistani rupee.
RG was highly impressed by Pakistan's telephone system and after coming back to India ordered the ministry of communications to come up with equally good system in record time so that he too can show it to ZH when he makes a return visit to India after a couple of months. Indeed when ZH came to India, RG showed him the telephone system. ZH spoke to Bhutto in hell for about 10 minutes. The bill came to 300 indian rupees.
ZH made a sarcastic remark about the cost of the call to hell being so expensive . RG was furious and wanted to know why the call to hell was so expensive. The engineers immediately came up with the reason. A call to hell from India is a long distance call, but from more...
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. What did this make him?
A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis!