Gandhiji Jokes

A Sardar On An Interview For The Post Of Detective Was Asked A Question -

Interviewer - Who Killed Gandhiji?

Sardar- Thanks For Giving Me The Job, I Will Investigate.

Q: Why, in the currency notes, do they always show Gandhiji smiling?
Ans: Because the currency notes will get wet if Gandhiji cries!!!

Teacher to a student:' Tell me what important event
took place in 1869?'
Student:' Gandhiji was born that year.' Teacher:' Good! Now tell me what happened in
1872?'
Student:' Gandhiji was three years old!'