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A confused 9-year-old goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female." This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"

Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll? A: you turn it over! Sent by gms38

A man walks into a bar, feeling depressed, he sits down. The bartender says, "What's wrong?" "I found out my 1st son's gay," he replies. "I'm sorry to hear that here's a free beer." The next day he walks in, again looking depressed. "My 2nd son' gay." So the bartender, feeling sorry for him gives him a drink on the house. The next day he sits down and says "My 3rd son's gay" So the bartender gives him a free drink then he questioned "Does anyone in your family like woman?" The man replies "Ye, my wife!"

A father thinks his son and friend are gay. one day he goes to their room and hears one say' gimmee some of your man meat.'

the father bursts through and finds a human torso in a meat grinder and the two boys sitting at a table.

"Oh thank god" he says and walks out

December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols. .. feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty Lewis - Human Resources DirectorDecember 2ndTO: ALL EMPLOYEESIn no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this year). However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols sung. Happy Holidays to you and your more...

There were three guys in hell. an Italian guy, a bum and a gay guy. One day the devil says to them I'm gonna give you one more chance on Earth, but you can't have your favorite thing.
"Italian guy, you can't have any pizza. Bum, you can never shag money again. Gay guy, you can never have sex with another man."
So the devil sends them back to Earth and they wind up in front of a pizza shop. The Italian guy just can't control himself and he runs in and eats a piece of pizza, POOF! Now the gay guy and the bum are walking down the street and the gay guy spots a $100 bill and points it out to the bum. The bum bends over and picks it up with the gay guy behind him and, POOF!... POOF!

A confused nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "God is both male and
female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
She responds along the same line, "God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
The mother becomes concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both
gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks,
"Is Michael Jackson God?"