Gendarme Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two American tourists in France stopped a gendarme on the street and complained about the behavior of the druggist down the block. "We went there to buy some prophylactics," one admitted, "but the druggist didn't speak English and we couldn't make him understand what we wanted."
"Please continue," the officer urged.
"I tried to communicate by example," the tourist explained. "I exposed myself to him, put some money on the counter and pointed to my organ. He still didn't get the point, so my friend did the same."
"Did he understand then?" the gendarme asked.
"He smiled as if he did," the American grumbled. "But then he just opened his fly, took out the largest penis I've ever seen and scooped up the money."