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Funny joke in the geography section, talk about a real idiot!

What is the dirtiest country in all the world?
Germ-any!

what do u call a underwater spy?
bubble 007

WHY IS IT COLD IN ALASKA BECAUSE IT SUCKS

Geography of Womanhood
From 13 to 18 a woman is like Africa
- virgin and unexplored
From 19 to 35 she is like Asia - hot and exotic
From 36 to 45 she is like America
- fully explored and free with her resources
From 46 to 55 she is like Europe
- exhausted, but still has points of interest
From 56 on she is like Austrailia
- everyone knows it's down there but no one gives a damn

What is the Minister of nature called in China, he asks? she replies Camping, yes / no