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One day, A blonde, Brunette, and a red head decided to have their boyfriends over.
During the course of the night one of their friends went by each of their houses and heard giggling at the blondes house and screaming at the brunettes house, but when she got to the red heads house, she didnt hear anything.
The next morning she asked the blonde why she was giggling last night. The blonde replied that she was about to sleep with this guy but his dick was so small it tickled.
Then she asked the brunette why there was screaming at her house. She replied that she was about to sleep with this guy but when he tried his dick was so big and thick that it hurt her.
When she got to the red head and asked why she didnt hear anything from her house last night the red head replied that her father told her never to talk with her mouth full.

There was this blonde who crashed into a truck. Well the truck driver got really mad and seeing as she was a blonde, he drew a circle and told her to stand in it and not to leave it. Then he slashed all her tires. When he turnd around he saw her giggling. well this just mad him even more mad.
He then broke all her mirrors. When he turned around she was a giggling mess. This made him even more mad. So he went to his truck and found a sledgehammer. He went back to her car an started to beat the crap out of it.
When he was done he turned around to see the blonde rolling on the floor laughing.
When he asked her what was so funny she said, "When your back was turned, I stepped out of the circle three times."

The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near
the rear and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled
amongst themselves, causing quite a disturbance. All of a sudden,
Dopey stands up and says, "Priest, are there any midget nuns in the
church ?" "No," said the priest, "There are no midget nuns in the
church." A little time passed and the dwarfs were again whispering and
giggling amongst themselves causing quite a disturbance and noticeably
angering the priest.
Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, "Priest, are there any midget
nuns in the city?"
"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the city or in the church."
says
the priest. Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the
dismay of the priest.
Once again, Dopey stands up and asks "Priest, are there any midget
nuns in the state?"
"No, my son, there are no midget more...