"The circle and the blonde" joke
There was this blonde who crashed into a truck. Well the truck driver got really mad and seeing as she was a blonde, he drew a circle and told her to stand in it and not to leave it. Then he slashed all her tires. When he turnd around he saw her giggling. well this just mad him even more mad.
He then broke all her mirrors. When he turned around she was a giggling mess. This made him even more mad. So he went to his truck and found a sledgehammer. He went back to her car an started to beat the crap out of it.
When he was done he turned around to see the blonde rolling on the floor laughing.
When he asked her what was so funny she said, "When your back was turned, I stepped out of the circle three times."
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