Gingrich Jokes / Recent Jokes

In an interview, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich attacked President Bush.

Said Gingrich, “It took the President barely six years to completely humiliate the Republican Party. I don’t mean to brag, but when I was in power, it took me only about eight months.”

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
When they come down and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of Oz. They decide to go to see the Wizard of Oz. Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."
Gingrich says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car
together in the midwest. A tornado comes along and
whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
When they come down and extract themselves from the vehicle, they
realize they're in the land of Oz. They decide to go to see the Wizard of Oz.
Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."
Gingrich says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."
Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz. They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known for granting people their wishes. Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"

I heard this in Macon on the TV over the weekend:
"Remember to set your clocks ahead one hour tonight... unless you're Newt Gingrich, then set your clock back 40 years."
Newt Gingrich is the USA's new Speaker of the House of Representatives, a paleo-conservative whose pronouncements, IMHO, are full of bombast and sophistry. Viz: This (bill which will reduce taxes for earners of UP TO $200,000 A YEAR) is good for the American Family!