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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gino!
Gino who!
Gino me, now open the door!

My mom is a retired small time criminal. In her defense, she wasn't the worst parent in the world. She raised me well and taught me common sense stuff, like when she taught me to always look both ways before shoplifting. On the weekends, she'd take me with her to Papa Gino's...not for pizza but to meet her pot dealer. To this day, whenever a friend suggests having lunch at Papa Gino's I scream "You're just trying to score a nickelbag...and you're not gonna get any pizza...I'm hungry...I wanna go home!!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gino!
Gino who!
Gino me, now open the door!